Can you hear me now? Good.

"How many really stupid people you run into during the day?
Goddamn there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around.
Carry a little pad and pencil with you. You'll wind up with thirty or forty names by the end of the day.
Look at it this way: Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
And it doesn't take you very long to spot one of them does it? Takes you about eight seconds.
You'll be listening to some guy...you say..."this guy is fucking stupid!"

-George Carlin-

That is one of my all time favorite quotes because it's so true. I am so tired of working with the public. I answer phone calls all day from absolutely completely retarded U.S citizens. Now don't get me wrong...some of the people I talk to are pretty cool. A huge chunk of them though make me want to jump through the phone line... pop out the other end of the phone (like some weird birth).. and strangle them to death (after I cut the umbilical cord first of course). If half of the world (preferably the stupid people) fell off the world and into space it would stop my frustration and make the U.S. less crowded. Less traffic when driving...I like the sound of that.

Too bad it's just a wet dream.

All the people who work with the public everyday this post is for you.

That's the end of my rant.