Sunday, January 20, 2008

Post Puerto Penasco

I'm back from my 1 day vacation to Puerto Penasco, Mexico a.k.a Rocky Point. It was a lot of fun for sure. I had my first Caribou Lou at Manny's (That's bacardi 151, malibu rum, and pineapple juice. Tech N9NE!) I learned an important thing about my self while out there. I learned that I play pool like the male version of Allison Fisher when I have a few drinks. When I play sober i'm more like a person playing with one arm who is just learning how to use the pool stick (no offense to any 1 armed people out there).

It was a ghost town in the area of the hotel we stayed at. I guess nobody comes to Mexico in January. D-mac was looking for the caliente chicas but they were nowhere to be found haha. Being there was the first time My friends and I felt like the minority. All the mexicans were staring at us as we walked down the street. It was like they had seen 3 white guys, 1 white girl, and a korean only in pictures before and this was the real live version.

Here's 3 pics from the trip...







And lastly, I have a video for you people. It's me singing Biz Markie "Just a Friend". Check it outtt haha.



And in case you don't know what song that is. Here is the classic song...

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Mid-Day Ramble

I just heard Soulja Boy's New song called "Yahhh!". I hope to god this doesnt get much play cause this song is annoying as hell and borderline retarded. Hip hop is dying due to this kind of crap and it pisses me off. I won't lie...I loved "Crank That Soulja Boy" once it grew on me but this is where I have to draw the line.


Check out this video I found today. A 16 year old teen threw a party when his parents were out of town that had 500 people attend and it ended up getting out of control when the cops showed up. "Officers answering a complaint about noise were forced to retreat and await reinforcements after they were attacked with rocks and bottles." He might be facing thousands of dollars in fines. This kid is f'n hilarious though check it out...Around the end of the video is the best part...


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Can you hear me now? Good.

"How many really stupid people you run into during the day?
Goddamn there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around.
Carry a little pad and pencil with you. You'll wind up with thirty or forty names by the end of the day.
Look at it this way: Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
And it doesn't take you very long to spot one of them does it? Takes you about eight seconds.
You'll be listening to some guy...you say..."this guy is fucking stupid!"

-George Carlin-

That is one of my all time favorite quotes because it's so true. I am so tired of working with the public. I answer phone calls all day from absolutely completely retarded U.S citizens. Now don't get me wrong...some of the people I talk to are pretty cool. A huge chunk of them though make me want to jump through the phone line... pop out the other end of the phone (like some weird birth).. and strangle them to death (after I cut the umbilical cord first of course). If half of the world (preferably the stupid people) fell off the world and into space it would stop my frustration and make the U.S. less crowded. Less traffic when driving...I like the sound of that.

Too bad it's just a wet dream.

All the people who work with the public everyday this post is for you.

That's the end of my rant.

*Yawn*

Today is finally over which is good. After a late night last night (went to bed at 4a.m.) I overslept and missed my only class of the day today (It's only the 2nd day of school ha) and dragged my butt at work.

I'm just sitting here listening to The Format right now on my Ipod while eating a cinnabon to relax and free my mind of everything.

Last night was a lot of fun. Saw Kendi for the last time before she moves to Utah. I'm not good at goodbyes and honestly it wasnt easy. After a night of reminiscing about the past goodbyes had to be said. Very sad.




I had an emo moment today when I thought about the past and how the future will be.

Also, I've officially had it with people. (This deserves it's own post so i'll write about it in a little bit.)

I AM going to Mexico this weekend though with my best friends so that should cheer me up.

P.S. I did get good news today though. (Hed) PE will be coming back down here in concert on Feb. 23rd. For those who don't know (Hed) PE is one of my favorite bands. You KNOW I will be there mother fo's!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

First Post

Welcome to my blog guys, girls, kids, & strippers. I dedicate my inspiration of making this blog to Brook Busey-Hunt (Aka Diablo Cody). You may be asking why I have a blog. Well it's because I feel like it...do you have a problem with that? It's something that I want to do in my spare time and if it keeps you entertained at the same time then awesome. There will be pictures on here and probably videos of me so right now you should click the favorites button so that you will have this page at easy access to you. It will be sitting right below your favorite porn sites.


Just so you know the title of my blog (IFH Mondays) stands for I Fuckin Hate Mondays. It's from a great video I saw the other day starring Nick Swardson, David Spade, and Simon Rex. If you havent seen it yet then check it out at the end of this post.

Lastly, winter break is over and school starts tomorrow. I have to be up in less than 5 hours. What the hell am I still doing up? I have no f'n clue. Let's finish the school year strong. Work on studies during the week and party it up on the weekend. Then we can party it up like 1980 once the summer gets here.

Here's IFH Mondays Video...